Monday, January 8, 2007


In the peaceful land of the Little Red Dot...
One would not expect that just beneath all the nice green trees and organised HDB flats...
Lies a sinister organisation who operates under the shadows, in the middle of the dark moonlit night...


Sinister Organisation:
Gangst8rs
Date formed:
Unknown, probably between 2001 - 2003
Manpower:
8
Illegal Hunts:
The Forest in Bukit Batok, The Sewage in Bukit Panjang, The Underground Tunnel in Woodlands, The Toilets in City...
Method of Communication:
Very High-Tech...
Members tend to organised their illegal outings with a mobile telephone system using low-powered radio transmitters, with each transmitter covering a distinct geographical area (cell), and computer equipment to switch a call from one area to another, thus enabling large-scale car or portable phone service...
They also frequently use a computer network consisting of a worldwide network of computer networks that use the TCP/IP network protocols to facilitate data transmission and exchange...

In other words, they like to use their handphones and the Internet to talk lar...

Picture of Organisation:
Under the guise of a happy looking voluntary organisation by the name of Singapore Zoo, they pretend to be a normal animal day-care service centre...

But nobody knows what lies behind those cheery brightly painted animal doors...
Nobody knows~


In descending order of oldness elderliness aunty-ness ancientness seniority...

Here is some basic information of the suspects and their picture...


MF
Codename: The Mother
D.O.B: 4/9/84
Hiding Place: North
Quotes:
"Bu Xing, Bu Neng, Bu Ke Yi!!!"
"Om-Mani-Pei-May-OM!!!"


ZW
Codename: The Blur Sotong
D.O.B: 24/4/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"Huh??"
"Hah??"


HY
Codename: The Anti-Social
D.O.B: 27/5/86
Hiding Place: North
Quotes:
"Wahhh!!! I want that BAG!!!"
"Soooooo Cuuuuute!!!"


WS
Codename: The Spoilt Brat
D.O.B: 13/6/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"Muwhahahahahahahahahaaaa..."
"Oei, die lar you"


JX
Codename: The Cutie Pie
D.O.B: 29/7/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"Teeheehee"
"mim msnd masn masjdk mnsdf"
(Some third langauge unknown to mankind, must speak in a super high pitch tune)


WL (sneaky enough not to leave any solo photographs)
Codename: The Silent One
D.O.B: 8/9/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"......"
"Ok"


DR
Codename: The Maid
D.O.B: 15/9/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"I squash your ******** "
"Eh!!! Got Free Gift leh!!!"


YL
Codename: The Eat-Choc-A-Lot
D.O.B: 4/12/86
Hiding Place: West
Quotes:
"Eh!!! Let me try your food!!!"
"I want!!! I want!!!"


Currently, these are the few information obtained on this sinister organisation...

If you have anymore information, please dial 1800-I-Am-Bo-Liao to contribute for the safety of your country...

Remember... These are dangerous people...
Attempt at conversing to them at your own risk...


Averii



Gangst8rs SAYS. . .
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Gangst8rS MEMORIIES

Dedicated to Gangst8rs only...
This blog is specially set up for us only... =)
All of us can post entries here...
Update on each other...
Plan our gatherings...
And best of all... Gossips!!!

Gangst8rs Profile

Read At Your Own Risk!!!

The Group

Members of the Gangst8rS grp . . .
=) ZhaoWei ----- 24th Apr
=) HuiYin ----- 27th May
=) WanShi ----- 13th Jun
=) JiaXiu ----- 29th Jul
=) MeiFei ----- 4th Sept
=) WanLi ----- 8th Sept
=) DaRen ----- 15th Sept

& last but not least, the baby of the grp....
=) YiLing ----- 4th Dec

Gangst8rS Loves. . .
=D K-boxing (well.. at least most of us do..)
=D Gossiping
=D Craping (which is often combine with gossiping..)
=D Sleepovers??? (i guess so..)
=D Eating!!!

Loathes. . .
=( Exams
=( No Money
=( Cockroach

Wish List. . .
this is easy.. we got tooooooooo many wishes..
=p taller (for some of us.. u noe who u r.. =P)
=p slimmer (well.. most of us wans tt rite..)
=p richer!!!!!! (who dun wan..)
=p more gatherings, craping, gossiping, sleepover sessions.. hahahah

SCREAMINout(:






Members of the GANG!!


YiLing--Eileen
WanShi--Averii
MeiFei